Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
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Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
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Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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