Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
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10:02, you immature fuck
To guys: STOP PEEING ON THE TOILET SEAT AND STOP LEAVING THE TOILET SEAT UP!
and less than half the calories!~
eww what if its a 400 pound gurl? do ya still wanna lick her popcorn?
That's wonderful... I'm eating movie theatre butter popcorn right now
The part they left out is most certainly: "and I don't want to deal with that shit when I'm high"
If you're raping a chick in a dream, and no one's around to hear her scream, do you make it your facebook status?
I GOTS DA PEE ON MEEE
@12:16: 12:22 here. It's there now. Why the fuck wasn't it there before? TFLN fucking sucks.
More like DIEterry you tool!
More like inHERendOHHH!
All of you are more fucking worthless then tits on a boar hog.
Look, I know shortcut keys, too.™
Charles Rutherford will use your face as a piss mop!
11:58 just gave the Grammar Nazi a heart attack
Fuck you 10:31. Jesus gives a great bj
12:22/1:53 is right. It definitely wasnt there before
Wow 12:42 you are soo... Freaking ... Stupid.
girls who pee on the seat need to be fucked with something sandpaper-y
Do you feel fucking accoplished because you posted 'first' first?
what's wrong with movie theater butter?
11:57 and 11:58 sucks moose cock
ewwwwwww pee on the toilet seat.....
11:58 has to be a 14 year old. 11:57 has to be a 45 year old. Both are virgins.
No, because you're either a dude, or a fat desperate chick. I'm 90/10 on that.
12:16, there's nobody at 12:06. What the fuck are you talking about?
I still love butter on my popcorn....
you're totally right
R Kelly pees on movie theatre employees. And ge got a Grammy.
Where's my Grammy?
Anyone here wanna eat me out?
Yes to the text, that is.
I should tell this to my husband and see what he does lol
12:52 I bet they are, and that's a great idea! I should start mine =]
uhh the 1st 11:48, DEF not the second
10:31 and 10:49 - hyper sensitive much?
2nd 10:10 thats so typical of a douchebag to say
If it is an innuendo 11:48(1) are you a boy or girl?
I dont know about him, but i would gladly munch on her popped corn as it tumbled out her lardy ass
We should fuck eachothers mothers
10:45 lets start a religion involving this!
Hey 10:04, what does 'accoplished' mean?
Done with butter on my popcorn now..thanks OP :\
11:48 thats what i'm sayin!
It doesn't have to be a dream 11:06
12:22 way to be a dyslexic fucktard.
I lik it when my gf pees on me. It is so sexsy when she pees I lik to hav secs with her after she pees. I lik the smel of her vagyna after she pees cuz it is good and I lik it and then I fuk her and somtimes I pee in her mowth and she gargulls it and spits it back into my mowth and then we secs and my gf has a nice ass
Jesus touched my penis when I was 6 and all they did to him was transfer him to a different church
At least it doesn't look like fudge
Coz if you are a girl i would very much like to lick your popcorn, buttered or otherwise
I wrote a rant about public restrooms about three months ago on craig's list. This person quoted me directly, get your own material ya ass
"if your pee is that yellow, you should eat some more jello"
Squaw is an old native american work that was short for squat-to-pee
12:31, what the fuck are you talking about?
Wow 12:06 STFU. You're a fucking retard and nobody cares.
Is THAT an innuendo 11:48?
But if you are a boy you can stuff your popcorn in a sack mr.
eww. never getting butter on my popcorn again
Hey 10:27, why don't you fucking figure it out yourself?
I cover public toilet seats with toilet paper, then pee all over it!
I'm a 516er, and I feel like I should send this to my roommate, too.
...except it would say, 'leaving shit residue' instead of urine, and I'd have to find another simile :(
Hey, dyslexic people have feelings
hahahahah no it is not. just stating my dietary preferences after reading the OP
I hate it when i sit down without looking and my bum flesh gets all warm wet and sticky
8:16 should die.
Is that an innuendo 11:44 (2)?
If your pee looks that yellow, you may have a problem.
and it sticks to my ass
Is American Apparel fucking retarded? Rachel in NYC is still ugly.
my brothers do that all the time
More like POOPed corn!
I will never have theatre butter again
Just barfed a little bit.
It doesn't taste as good though.
you only want him to stop peeing on the toilet seat only because it looks like butter? you are dumb.