Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
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10:02, you immature fuck
To guys: STOP PEEING ON THE TOILET SEAT AND STOP LEAVING THE TOILET SEAT UP!
eww what if its a 400 pound gurl? do ya still wanna lick her popcorn?
and less than half the calories!~
If you're raping a chick in a dream, and no one's around to hear her scream, do you make it your facebook status?
The part they left out is most certainly: "and I don't want to deal with that shit when I'm high"
That's wonderful... I'm eating movie theatre butter popcorn right now
I GOTS DA PEE ON MEEE
More like inHERendOHHH!
More like DIEterry you tool!
11:58 just gave the Grammar Nazi a heart attack
Charles Rutherford will use your face as a piss mop!
@12:16: 12:22 here. It's there now. Why the fuck wasn't it there before? TFLN fucking sucks.
All of you are more fucking worthless then tits on a boar hog.
Fuck you 10:31. Jesus gives a great bj
Look, I know shortcut keys, too.™
Wow 12:42 you are soo... Freaking ... Stupid.
girls who pee on the seat need to be fucked with something sandpaper-y
12:22/1:53 is right. It definitely wasnt there before
11:57 and 11:58 sucks moose cock
11:58 has to be a 14 year old. 11:57 has to be a 45 year old. Both are virgins.
Do you feel fucking accoplished because you posted 'first' first?
No, because you're either a dude, or a fat desperate chick. I'm 90/10 on that.
you're totally right
ewwwwwww pee on the toilet seat.....
R Kelly pees on movie theatre employees. And ge got a Grammy.
Where's my Grammy?
Anyone here wanna eat me out?
I still love butter on my popcorn....
Yes to the text, that is.
what's wrong with movie theater butter?
12:52 I bet they are, and that's a great idea! I should start mine =]
uhh the 1st 11:48, DEF not the second
10:31 and 10:49 - hyper sensitive much?
2nd 10:10 thats so typical of a douchebag to say
If it is an innuendo 11:48(1) are you a boy or girl?
I should tell this to my husband and see what he does lol
12:16, there's nobody at 12:06. What the fuck are you talking about?
Hey 10:04, what does 'accoplished' mean?
We should fuck eachothers mothers
I dont know about him, but i would gladly munch on her popped corn as it tumbled out her lardy ass
11:48 thats what i'm sayin!
10:45 lets start a religion involving this!
It doesn't have to be a dream 11:06
Coz if you are a girl i would very much like to lick your popcorn, buttered or otherwise
Done with butter on my popcorn now..thanks OP :\
I lik it when my gf pees on me. It is so sexsy when she pees I lik to hav secs with her after she pees. I lik the smel of her vagyna after she pees cuz it is good and I lik it and then I fuk her and somtimes I pee in her mowth and she gargulls it and spits it back into my mowth and then we secs and my gf has a nice ass
Squaw is an old native american work that was short for squat-to-pee
Jesus touched my penis when I was 6 and all they did to him was transfer him to a different church
12:22 way to be a dyslexic fucktard.
I wrote a rant about public restrooms about three months ago on craig's list. This person quoted me directly, get your own material ya ass
Wow 12:06 STFU. You're a fucking retard and nobody cares.
12:31, what the fuck are you talking about?
At least it doesn't look like fudge
eww. never getting butter on my popcorn again
Is THAT an innuendo 11:48?
hahahahah no it is not. just stating my dietary preferences after reading the OP
I cover public toilet seats with toilet paper, then pee all over it!
I'm a 516er, and I feel like I should send this to my roommate, too.
...except it would say, 'leaving shit residue' instead of urine, and I'd have to find another simile :(
But if you are a boy you can stuff your popcorn in a sack mr.
Hey, dyslexic people have feelings
Is that an innuendo 11:44 (2)?
"if your pee is that yellow, you should eat some more jello"
Hey 10:27, why don't you fucking figure it out yourself?
I hate it when i sit down without looking and my bum flesh gets all warm wet and sticky
8:16 should die.
and it sticks to my ass
If your pee looks that yellow, you may have a problem.
Is American Apparel fucking retarded? Rachel in NYC is still ugly.
More like POOPed corn!
my brothers do that all the time
I will never have theatre butter again
It doesn't taste as good though.
Just barfed a little bit.
you only want him to stop peeing on the toilet seat only because it looks like butter? you are dumb.