What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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