At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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