I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
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Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Randomize