Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
