He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
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I suppose that's better than him offering a helping hand...
OP is a guy.
No... You're bare ass, drunk in the bushes. "relaxing" is not the agenda here.
sounds like the black out with you sack out frat party was his idea so as to check out his " brothers"
"peed" = girl.\n"pissed" = guy.\n\nIt was a guy helping a girl out.
sounds like a good friend considering he's well within piss range to give a good massage