He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
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I suppose that's better than him offering a helping hand...
OP is a guy.
sounds like the black out with you sack out frat party was his idea so as to check out his " brothers"
No... You're bare ass, drunk in the bushes. "relaxing" is not the agenda here.
"peed" = girl.\n"pissed" = guy.\n\nIt was a guy helping a girl out.
sounds like a good friend considering he's well within piss range to give a good massage