I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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