I puked a lego.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I FOUND THE LEGS
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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