We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
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And here I thought cum shots were made with Bailey's Irish cream, not cream from some Irish dude. This will certainly change St. Patrick's day.
Dayum who else needs chaser?
you're supposed to salt the rim of a margarita glass, not a shot glass
WHO NEEDS A PROTEIN BOOST????
Hes my hero
who is taking that shot?
Classic... capture then freeze the soldiers right before the vasectomy. Less creepy when you masturbate, but damn ballsy to do it with a chick.
5 hour energy drink
What a douche. He's clearly not from Alaska. GTFO!