can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
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Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
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It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
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