He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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