i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
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