on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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