Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
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