Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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