You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
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Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
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Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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