Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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