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(361): View more from Texas

Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??

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(314): View more from Missouri

96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks

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(901): View more from Tennessee

He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.

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(443): View more from Maryland

shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy

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(520): View more from Arizona

He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.

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(618): View more from Illinois

I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.

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(727): View more from Florida

I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style

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