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  • Would a carrot, cucumber, banana or zucchini be an appropriate side?

    Submitted by LoveDumpster on Dec 28, 10 at 4:21pm
    • The latter three, yes. You can die from carrots, according to 1000 ways to die.

      Submitted by Bullwinklemoos on Dec 28, 10 at 4:34pm
  • Did she kill it or did it committed suicide...?

    Submitted by lightninrod311 on Dec 28, 10 at 5:34pm
    • It fought valiantly, but, the enemy kept coming...

      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 28, 10 at 9:49pm
  • still trying to figure out the window part

    Submitted by brownthug on Dec 29, 10 at 4:27am
    • apartment fire escape and their friend is on another floor?

      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 29, 10 at 8:10pm
  • Come on people its not that hard to figure out.... they were messing around with the window open, after he finished dildoing her he went to gently place it upon the nightstand but instead threw it out the window at the peeping tom in the tree... or it was accidentally knocked/rolled out... either way it broke when it hit the ground... slippery little bastards

    Submitted by tangerineballs on Dec 31, 10 at 12:24am
  • Anyone else see this and think of said8ED's comment on the suction cup dildo text?

    Submitted by Thepresident on Dec 28, 10 at 6:03pm
  • I love it.

    Submitted by tiipsypiink91 on Dec 28, 10 at 4:24pm
  • Please do not bring any shit. Bring the bitch a new vibrator--a pocket rocket--and a video camera.

    Submitted by niceman on Jan 3, 11 at 9:53am
  • Anyone else see this and think of said8ED's comment on the suction cup dildo text?

    Submitted by Thepresident on Dec 28, 10 at 6:03pm
  • When someone dies, you open a window to let their "soul free". I work in a nursing home and everytime someone dies, the superstitious ladies open windows.

    Submitted by danicali89 on Dec 30, 10 at 5:06am
  • Window open= smell, just saying.

    Submitted by Iceman86 on Dec 29, 10 at 6:51am
  • I'm so excited that I know whose text this was. Aww yeah CC

    Submitted by shazzamm on May 8, 11 at 1:55pm
  • Yeah I don't get the window

    Submitted by imdown on Dec 29, 10 at 11:12am
  • @Bullwinklemoos\nIn 1000 Ways to Die the chick fucks herself with carrot. So she definitely did not eat it.

    Submitted by norymarshall28 on Dec 28, 10 at 10:46pm
  • Maybe the window let in rain, and the vibrator wasn't waterproof.

    Submitted by silly_crumpets on Dec 29, 10 at 11:48am