We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
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Would a carrot, cucumber, banana or zucchini be an appropriate side?
The latter three, yes. You can die from carrots, according to 1000 ways to die.
Did she kill it or did it committed suicide...?
It fought valiantly, but, the enemy kept coming...
still trying to figure out the window part
apartment fire escape and their friend is on another floor?
Come on people its not that hard to figure out.... they were messing around with the window open, after he finished dildoing her he went to gently place it upon the nightstand but instead threw it out the window at the peeping tom in the tree... or it was accidentally knocked/rolled out... either way it broke when it hit the ground... slippery little bastards
Anyone else see this and think of said8ED's comment on the suction cup dildo text?
I love it.
Please do not bring any shit. Bring the bitch a new vibrator--a pocket rocket--and a video camera.
When someone dies, you open a window to let their "soul free". I work in a nursing home and everytime someone dies, the superstitious ladies open windows.
Window open= smell, just saying.
@Bullwinklemoos\nIn 1000 Ways to Die the chick fucks herself with carrot. So she definitely did not eat it.
I'm so excited that I know whose text this was. Aww yeah CC
Yeah I don't get the window
Maybe the window let in rain, and the vibrator wasn't waterproof.