let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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