If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
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Did Cupid stick his donner in your Blitzen?
Good on peach, but this guy needs to learn that banging his Antonio banderas sex doll doesn't count either,
I used to be able to get laid in my Rudolf onesie, then I took an arrow to the knee...
It was just creative wrapping on a great present
Again, fucking your spouse doesn't count!
What's up with all the Christmas onesie texts lately?
That's funny, I thought Christmas was the 25th.
Something to think about.. If you're wearing a onesie, you can't piss your pants!
Peach, I'll say something nice to you for a change- I love you hahaha\nThat comment was funny
Wearing a Onesie is 'the coolest' ! You crazy kids should jump into the newest fad - Walking into a busy intersection with your pants down