GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Randomize
