i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Randomize
