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  • 92 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:46am

    I fucking love college.

  • 82 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:07pm

    I've done this before, only my bf actually responded!

  • 91 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:52pm

    What? Nobody called fake? This is too perfectly written...

  • 80 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:49pm

    if you admit you are a booty call, it doesn't matter what time of day or night that you whore yourself out.

  • 81 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:32pm

    Booty calls dont have time restrictions!! Only in Maryland!

  • 78 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:18am

    u can booty call me whenever u want. if ure drunk, better.

  • 85 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:12pm

    Well why the fuck not? If he/she wants sex who cares what time it is, go get your fuck on! After all that's what college is for right?

  • 82 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:26am

    so now the whore is trying to say she has standards. Unbelievable

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:19pm

    why not fuck, admit your down for it, dont pretend you have standards now...

  • 83 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:43pm

    Sounds like a good time to me.

  • 79 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 8:07pm

    Guys are whores, girls are whores... You're in college, stop being so fucking uptight and enjoy yourself

  • 72 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:19pm

    "I'm sorry, but disrespect is only acceptable between the hours of 10pm and 7am. Please try again later"

  • 69 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:41pm

    They see me trollin, they hatin'!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 8:13pm

    I thought they practiced afternoon delight on whore island...

  • 69 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 9:19pm

    I'm pretty sure you're not a whore if you're a booty call.. Who said it's sex?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 7:53pm

    Look, you are a whore. A cum receptacle, like ALL women. Suck his dick and shut up, tramp.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:35am

    So that means because you're in college, you should be a cum guzzling whore?

  • 63 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 11:25pm

    That's how MD usually is

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 11:40pm

    806 ur a fucking idiot whose prolly in high school or a freshman in college with no friends

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:33pm

    more texts about college. how original.