So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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