not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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