sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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