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  • Chin up, buddy. Hook yourself up with some t-bell and call it a day.

    Submitted by drc041 on Jan 17, 12 at 7:07pm
  • Absinthe.

    Submitted by blowit0901 on Jan 17, 12 at 1:40pm
  • You probably drank the toilet water from where that brush came.

    Submitted by BE4TmyM34T on Jan 17, 12 at 1:22pm
  • Better question: What DIDN'T you drink?

    Submitted by MuffinW on Jan 17, 12 at 10:46pm
  • Taco bell's number? Thanks but no thanks? Ugly fatass

    Submitted by grubbsj2 on Jun 19, 12 at 2:14pm
  • Bleach

    Submitted by bttrdenu on Jan 17, 12 at 2:59pm
  • Cold, hard rejection. Sorry bro...

    Submitted by Eventually on Jan 17, 12 at 3:51pm
  • You will never get laid if you know taco bell's number.

    Submitted by iiSunshine on Jan 18, 12 at 8:41am
  • iiSunshine, I don't think he knew it before. He probably called and found out it was Taco Bell. But that's how badly he was rejected! Lol someone gave him the number to fuckin Taco Bell! Hahaha

    Submitted by itsjustme16 on Apr 27, 14 at 3:49am
  • my guess? adios motherfucker or a trashcan.... or both.... *shudders from your epic hangover*

    Submitted by angelbaby92 on May 23, 14 at 12:28am
  • I love those mornings.

    Submitted by IAmBatmanSMD on Nov 29, 12 at 12:07pm