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  • 59 46
    Submitted by drc041 on Jan 17, 12 at 7:07pm

    Chin up, buddy. Hook yourself up with some t-bell and call it a day.

  • 60 52
    Submitted by blowit0901 on Jan 17, 12 at 1:40pm

    Absinthe.

  • 56 46
    Submitted by MuffinW on Jan 17, 12 at 10:46pm

    Better question: What DIDN'T you drink?

  • 52 44
    Submitted by BE4TmyM34T on Jan 17, 12 at 1:22pm

    You probably drank the toilet water from where that brush came.

  • 52 51
    Submitted by Eventually on Jan 17, 12 at 3:51pm

    Cold, hard rejection. Sorry bro...

  • 52 55
    Submitted by bttrdenu on Jan 17, 12 at 2:59pm

    Bleach

  • 34 25
    Submitted by grubbsj2 on Jun 19, 12 at 2:14pm

    Taco bell's number? Thanks but no thanks? Ugly fatass

  • 42 59
    Submitted by iiSunshine on Jan 18, 12 at 8:41am

    You will never get laid if you know taco bell's number.

  • 22 23
    Submitted by IAmBatmanSMD on Nov 29, 12 at 12:07pm

    I love those mornings.

  • 13 15
    Submitted by angelbaby92 on May 23, 14 at 12:28am

    my guess? adios motherfucker or a trashcan.... or both.... *shudders from your epic hangover*

  • 11 14
    Submitted by itsjustme16 on Apr 27, 14 at 3:49am

    iiSunshine, I don't think he knew it before. He probably called and found out it was Taco Bell. But that's how badly he was rejected! Lol someone gave him the number to fuckin Taco Bell! Hahaha