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  • 48 38
    Submitted by blowit0901 on Jan 17, 12 at 1:40pm

    Absinthe.

  • 44 33
    Submitted by drc041 on Jan 17, 12 at 7:07pm

    Chin up, buddy. Hook yourself up with some t-bell and call it a day.

  • 43 32
    Submitted by MuffinW on Jan 17, 12 at 10:46pm

    Better question: What DIDN'T you drink?

  • 39 29
    Submitted by BE4TmyM34T on Jan 17, 12 at 1:22pm

    You probably drank the toilet water from where that brush came.

  • 42 38
    Submitted by bttrdenu on Jan 17, 12 at 2:59pm

    Bleach

  • 39 39
    Submitted by Eventually on Jan 17, 12 at 3:51pm

    Cold, hard rejection. Sorry bro...

  • 23 10
    Submitted by grubbsj2 on Jun 19, 12 at 2:14pm

    Taco bell's number? Thanks but no thanks? Ugly fatass

  • 12 10
    Submitted by IAmBatmanSMD on Nov 29, 12 at 12:07pm

    I love those mornings.

  • 29 49
    Submitted by iiSunshine on Jan 18, 12 at 8:41am

    You will never get laid if you know taco bell's number.