I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
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