A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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