My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
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Wait, was she drunk when she told you or does he shave them when he's drunk?
At least you know they're still active. Healthy sexy life helps with a happy marriage. Be happy for em!
I completely agree. However, no one wants to know that mommy gave daddy a gummer last night.
Yes, but does he shave his dangling participle?