My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
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Wait, was she drunk when she told you or does he shave them when he's drunk?
Yes, but does he shave his dangling participle?
At least you know they're still active. Healthy sexy life helps with a happy marriage. Be happy for em!
I completely agree. However, no one wants to know that mommy gave daddy a gummer last night.