How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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