Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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