He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
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You're basically the average vagina he pays in cheeseburgers.
should be a relationship status on Facebook
When your done with him pass him this way!!!
Good trade everyone wins
every girl needs one of those!
you're right, leave the real transactions to the professional whores...
Win for you
Pay to play.
I wish my dildos would do that.
OP is a g a y homosexual
does that mean straight?
So he's twice the homo you are?