On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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