I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
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I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
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DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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