Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Someone came in the potted fern
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come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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