I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
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Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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