Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
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There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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