I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
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As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
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so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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