Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
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I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me
Probably because you just pulled them out of your
Because you fingered Lisa Ling last night?
because you were with an asain
this should be on my life is average, what are you doing on tfln?
Probably because you got Chinese food on them? How is this deserving to be on this site? Its probably not even fake!
I have this crazy theory that you touched the Chinese food.
You ate Chinese food last night. Kudos to you for having an incredibly tame night and feeling the need to share this tidbit so we can all remember that time we had Chinese food and it was average.
I'm a little teapot.......
Because you are a fuckhead
I live in 972 who is this?
do you know everyone in your area code?