Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
sex in a hospital.. check
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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