i just had sex bonerless
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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