All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
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I've done that all at the same time
What the hell?? The only feeling I have right now is disappointment. Bad tfln!
i've sent in way better shit that never gets posted. This is bullshit this site is beginning to suck. My friend tried havin sex with some girl but apparently a grocery bag and a rubberband aren't a substitute for a condom. He texted me some crazy ass shit last night i send in funny shit all the time but they never post it.
aw fuck. i meant. if the OP is a guy this will be even more believable.
In Soviet Russia, burps, puke and farts order you.
Charles Rutherford and chuckLe get together and burp, puke, and fart all over 10:37's mother. Then she feeds the puke to 10:37 out of a sippy cup after she scrapes it off of herself.
What? The TFLN staff have the weekend off? The is pathetic
U r a burp puke and fart in that order. I'm last. First too.
We're all just well trained monkeys to society
the the OP is a guy, this will be even more beliveable. and thats sad.
That text made my day lol
last two happened last night, i'm in the midst of the last one