Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
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Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
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She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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