Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
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Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
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It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
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Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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