i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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