are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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