one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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