You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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