i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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