I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
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Blow-jobs and flossing....that kind of multitasking is not necessary
If your pubes are longer than your dick either trim that shit or go to the doctor and ask for the surgery that corrects micro-penis.
I'll take "Standards are Non-existent" for 300!
For f* sake just trim it. You can do it with a pair of scissors while you are taking a leak.
Shave. That. Shit.
Tell him to man up and do sone manscaping.
all I can think of are birds being hidden in his pube beard...eww
I would never ever under any circumstances be ok with this
what if the bobby pins 'stab' you during the act??!!
braid? bah. pubic dreads!
This is nasty. must be hippies...
The fact you bobby pin his pubes either says you're an awesome person who loves him or so desperate it's tragic. Uncertain.
rather than take the time to pin them, trim them
don't mess with the zohan.
Just whack 'em off with scissors.
reggae pubes ftw
Pubic corn rows or dreads are never sexy. NEVER... Ever ever ever! How about while your twisting em up for that bobby pin just yank those shits out, I bet he'll get the message then.
Trim it with scissors while he sleeps!! He'll thank you later!!