OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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