i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
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sounds like the rite of passage to unemployment
how bout sleeping at his place and going to work the next day with his gf? close enough?
Is fucking the co-worker worth it? There's a new guy I wanna bone, and I wanna bone him in the stock room, but, I haven't gotten a chance....any advice?
No, not a rite of passage being an adult. It's a rite of passage of being an idiot.
Been there...Done that...
Actually, a "right of passage" would be to know how to spell writ of passage. You all fucking fail.
Also: this text isn't the least bit funny. Fuck you, TFLN.
If this is true, there are a lot of Mormons who will never be adults.
Holy shit! Did this take place at AmericanTV?!? Because when I worked there this WAS a rite of passage, and 563 is the right area code:)
shit... been there, done that. not a rite of passage at all.
aww iowa, i love you. sometimes when i read tfln from my area code i am almost positive they are my friends.
Well shit, I did this, but it was my boss. Srsly dont regret it at all. Now, when he gets drunk, I get the best txts and voicemails! :D
There's nothing I love more than douchebags (404) who try to correct other people when they're even more fucked up than the original. Way to go, idiot.
been there done that.... plenty of times. haha
What's with all the virgins having a problem with sexin up the coworkers?
Jesus Christ! Calm down!!!
even better if it with ur boss
damn still drunk at work right now, didn't have an affair with a coworker tho I loose
that is honestly how me and my gf met. Sex was too good for her to stay away. tho that took a bit of time and she offered me up to a few of her girl friends first. lmao, what a night, I came up stairs to get some water and one of my room mates told me to cool it cause I was making him exhausted.
call it fake if you want. but it's just too fucking good to be anything but true.
And then text about it on a popular website so I can feel cool and get lots of thumbs up because sex drunkeness and dumbshits are what being an adult is all about. Win! Woot woot! Whatevs.
I second that, and it's called working at Best Buy during your college years.
story of my liiiiiifffee...!
Ha ha. Gotta love it. And you're probably from davenport. Go QC.
Yeah. I think that automatically puts you in the "not yet an adult" category.
the drunken hook up with a coworker may be quite dangerous, but oh so fun! wearing the same skirt as the day before... definitely a tell-tale sign. realizing after a few hours in the office that you have your boss's dried spunk on your skirt.... BIG PROBLEM!
Try walking into a meeting where u have slept with half the coworkers n the room.
well that means i'm an adult then
HAHA this literally sounds like last night for me!! Except mine wasn't a coworker, it was his friend. I hope you feel as hungover and shitty as I do...
it's a "rite" of passage.