I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
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if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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I need water and some morals
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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